Today is the 118th birthday of the US 'Bill of Rights', so go on out, get yourself a new gun, pop off a few rounds, get mouthy with whoever happens to be nearest (as a favor to those lacking inspiration, try this: "You can take your flu shot and hang it in your ass. You ain't the the devil!) and show what an upstanding citizen you are by not capping the poor schmuck. Save your bullets for someone who deserves a cap in their ass, like any one of those greedy, treasonous bastards on Capitol Hill that have betrayed the US constitution. This activity will be best enjoyed while whistling 'Happy Birthday To You, Happy Birthday To You, Happy ...'
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That would be the 218th, wouldn't it?
ah ... my mistake.
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